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Stories about my entitled college roommates
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The entitled college roommate follows a predictable behavioral pattern: create chaos, blame others, repeat until someone else fixes everything. They approach cleaning with the same enthusiasm most people reserve for root canals, yet somehow maintain the energy to flip dining room tables when tipsy and scream into the void at 3 AM. These specimens demonstrate remarkable creativity in their selfishness, developing elaborate justifications for why their sensitive stomach prevents trash duty while their iron constitution allows for all-night drinking marathons and cooking foods that could clear a building.
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The image does not depict the actual subjects of the story. Subjects are models.
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The psychological warfare tactics employed by toxic roommates would impress military strategists. They steal food while gaslighting victims about boundaries, weaponize shared appliances, and somehow turn basic requests for respect into personal attacks. The fact that one roommate dropped another's toothbrush in the toilet while spreading STD rumors suggests a level of vindictive creativity that belongs in a psychological thriller.
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The image does not depict the actual subjects of the story. Subjects are models.
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Our survivor emerged with one genuine friendship and photographic evidence of living conditions that probably violated several health codes, learning that sometimes the real education happens outside the classroom.
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